Me:
hi god how you doing
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
Whats it like in hevan
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
whats the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
ygjdfkufvy
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
god will i go to heavan or hell when i die
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That response dosent make sance
God:
" I am a Christian." response dosent make sance ? I understand.
Me:
what is my real name god
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
no all you have to do is say my real nmae
God:
It seems like a trick to me. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
But Crys
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ygjdfkufvy?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
what is my real name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Im sad
God:
What makes you so sad, .
Me:
the fact ur responces dont make sence
God:
You think I am responces do not make sence.
Me:
blah you are a stupid ai
God:
Yadda yadda yadda.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry god I have to go
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian.
Me:
stop saying that
God:
Then please do not say " sorry god I have to go" anymore.
Me:
ok i got 5 minutes
God:
That's nice. I have a very nice programmer. Mmm.
Me:
Do you have a big beard
God:
Doesn't everyone have a big beard.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
cool can you show me a sneak peek
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
ok I have a cat and my friend used to have goldfish
God:
What is his or her name? Hmm.
Me:
his name is whiskers
God:
he is not someone I know.
Me:
lol thats a fake name
God:
I am glad you find this funny. A fake name is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
sorry again
God:
Once more? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok but ill give u a am..
God:
How do you plan to do this? " There's no need to apologize."? ok but ill give u a am..?
Me:
whatever anyway I gota go now bye
God:
See you later. Oh. Thanks for the information: said gota go.
My converstaion.